Difference Between Today’s Girl and Boy

Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain… Few examples:

Boy: What’s your Name??
Girl: Palak and you?
Boy: Paneer.
**BLOCKED!!!**

Girl : Hello I am Khusbu.
Boy: Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati…. kone kone me khusbu faila de.
**Blocked**

 

Boy: Hi, what’s your name??
Girl: Neha Singhal.
Boy: Oh.. I am also Single.
**Blocked**

 

Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
**blocked**

 

Girl: Tu soya hai…???
Boy: Nahi…! Schezwan hun..!
**Blocked Instantly**

 

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Girl: I’m free tommorow!

Boy: Pehle kya paid thi??

**BLOCKED**

 

Boy: Aj mausam achha hai, Mall chalte hain.
Girl: Waha kya karenge??
Boy: Hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
**Blocked**

 

Girl: See ya!
Boy: Ram Chandra ki jai!
**Blocked**

 

Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more…
**BLOCKED**

 

Girl: I need some Space.

Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.
**Blocked**

 
Girl puts up her status: Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya??

**Blocked**

 

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: It’s my Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
**Blocked Forever**